Humor Time Post

ORITZEO

Couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this on the news several days ago. I have made a many salty Ritz Cracker and peanut butter sandwiches and ate them with an ice-cold Pepsi. Good sit-down snack after working in the garden on a hot summer day. Have had a many 6-pack of Lance cheese crackers with peanut butter and Pepsi too! Best part of the mid-morning and mid-afternoon working on the tobacco harvester getting those 15-minute breaks. Looked forward to that ice-cold Pepsi and a sixpack of Lance Cheese & Peanut Butter Crackers.

Liked eating those Oreo cookies with cold milk while watching TV at night too! Never took them apart and ate the middle first as advertised on TV. Liked dunking them in a glass of cold milk!

There’s a salty cheese cracker & peanut butter snack, and there’s a sweet cookie & cream snack, but now, there’s a salty cheesy & sweet creamy snack. Guess we’ll have to drink our Pepsi with milk now. Wow! A Pepsi Milk Shake. If that isn’t turning two completely different snacks into an inclusive assortment, then what is it? Wonder what woke school those bakery engineers went to.

Just had to put it up on the ole engine search. Guess what? It’s for real!

https://www.bing.com/search?q=Ritz+cracker+and+oreo+cookie+with+peanut+butter+combination&form=ANNNB1&refig=b311ebd162214ac992a587409da2eb8f

There’s even one site that claims this trans-snack marriage is delicious. It’s the one from The New York Post! Imagine that? Sweet marries Salty! Guess opposites do attract.

ORITZEO, a Trans-snack, San Francisco__ Treat! Say that to the tune of the old Rice-a-Roni commercials. What a jingle!

Well, in these times of trouble, we got to find something to laugh at.

Hope this gave yawl a good one!

LOLGB+

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